While most alters are a collection of old artifacts and stuff that no one is really interested in seeing or using, our alter are the best of the best.

You won't find anything like these any where else in the world. Our alter rival that of our closest competitors including the Alter of Denial, the Paris Alter and the Alter of Broken Relationships.

Come check them out...the offerer is waiting for you.

Our Food Alter is the biggest and best alter in the Western World. Just south of the temple of Food God, you'll find a sweet mix of rich food and lazy people.

If that wasn't enough, we have 376 of the best food trucks in the state serving everything from fried gummy bears to lemonade and pizza. Don't forget if you join the Food God Shrine, you get free refills all year.

And we wouldn't be loyal followers without the rules about offering ... wait there are no rules.

Finally, you won't want to miss out our mascot. Our first follower, calls by his nick-name Lobster was the person that was able to start this all. In remembrance to him, as he is no longer here, we use his nick-name as a symbol for our Shrine. Long live the first follower in his years!